Britney Licking Teen Pussy

i’ve noticed that of the hundreds
of poems i have posted
on my website only
one is receiving any
amount of respect-
able activity.

the poem in question is tit-
led “sex with strangers” and my
website’s statistics man-
ager shows that the reason it
is receiving so many
hits is because
people are searching Goo-
gle and Yahoo! for
porn and finding my
poem as a possible match.

as a means to boost
traffic to my site and
introduce my poetry to as many
people as possible
i’m thinking
of writing a poem titled
“Britney Licking Teen Pussy”.

it’s my foolproof
plan towards
becoming
famous.

 

-published in Babel Magazine